Sometimes I forget that there are people out there that when you fill them full of booze that their inhibitions switch completely shuts down. You know that voice that stops you from saying every tiny thought our mind thinks up. Well I met somebody who was a perfect example of this. Now I did stop the conversation after the comment of my wife, and I think I held myself back pretty good, even after he said other inappropriate things… popped my son’s balloons… and hit on my wife. I actually felt bad for the guy; his whole family was completely embarrassed for their own. He didn’t completely ruin the wedding, but damn did he try!

Now let’s talk about hand shaking for a second here. When I meet you, I want to grab your hand in a hand shake manner, shake your hand 2-3 shakes, and then let go. I am not, I repeat NOT! A gangster, a hipster, a master or any kind of "ster"… I do not want to get into any kind of best friend greeting were it starts with a grip like were going to arm wrestle, then it turns into a thumb war position… fallowed by pounding the knuckles up then down, followed by a bump. Followed by some sort of best friend hug where were hold each other’s hands close to our chests (back in the arm wrestle position) and the other hand goes around the back for the hug… I mean are you fucking serious?! I just met you; I don’t know you, or your secret hand shake!

So this is me… my hand is out for a regular old hand shake, then suddenly it’s getting hand raped by a drunk guy who probably roofied my hand earlier so as it could be raped for his sick hand raping enjoyment. Not cool “bro”… not cool.

New info below about the new Facebook fan club.

Are you new to LIFE IN A COMIC?

This is the new Facebook fan club link So please join this one, because Facebook is ass and for some dumb reason the old groups are gone… proving once again how much Facebook sucks.

Now when I post a comic, I’m not going to have anybody to proof read it, so there will be a lot of mistakes… spelling… grammar… and art mistakes will be plentiful, feel free to find them for me and I’ll fix what I can. I really am the worst speller on earth.

Also I understand my comic is slanted… this is a scanning issue that will be fixed when I get a new scanner… mine is pretty sweet but still slants… go figure. Donations for a new scanner can be made to my hand, thank-you.

And maybe you didn’t get that comic up there… The solution! Start from the beginning. I have So many running jokes that it’s best to do that. Also you should explore every part of my site, my contact and cast links are super helpful in getting to know my characters. Another thing that helps is feedback. So e-mail me with any hints, tips or FYI’s. I’ll read and reply to all of them.